twistedlibrarian writes “OK, I just heard this from a co-worker, so I’m sure everyone has already heard it, but I think it’s worth repeating.
Q: What is the difference between a Librarian and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.”
Old joke?
Don’t know how old this joke is but I heard it last week on NPR on Car Talk and the career was airline pilot not librarian.