The always great Onion reports that Yahoo is launching a search engine to help people find their destiny in life.
“Capable of navigating the billions of thoughts, experiences, and emotions that make up the human psyche, the new Yahoo soul-search engine helps users find what’s deep inside them quickly and easily,” Yahoo CEO Terry Semel said. “All those long, difficult nights of pondering your place in this world are a thing of the past.”
“As the amount of information on the web increases, individuals want a search engine to provide them with results that are personally meaningful,” Semel said. “Enter the Yahoo Soul Search—a powerful new tool that reveals what’s deep inside your heart, using the user-friendly interface already familiar to Yahoo fans.”
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