“Remember trading romance novels in middle school? If your friends were good friends, they would bookmark the good sex scenes so you could skip to them directly. Forget all of the “plot” points – pillaging pirates, unsatisfied virgins, a frigid intellectual – and get to the “throbbing member” and “heaving breasts”.
“Well, we’ve done all of the hard work for you and bring you our Valentine’s Day Romance Extravaganza. Especially on a holiday like this you want to skip through the plot and get right to the action. Jen dutifully scanned an array of romances, most available from Amazon.com for a penny, and bookmarks the sex scenes for you. We even outline what kind of scene it includes so you can better find the book that will suit your needs. (from Bookslut)
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