There’s a Book Under Her Bed

I (Elizabeth Davies) have a confession to make: There’s an overdue library book under my bed.

If you are my librarian, that confession doesn’t come as any surprise. In fact, I’m fairly certain the library is thinking of naming its next addition, “The Elizabeth Davies Overdue Fine Center.”

It’s not that I intend to be delinquent, of course. But I seem to have trouble getting through an entire book in just two weeks. I always think I can do it, but since having children, I consistently find myself re-reading the same paragraph over and over again. It seems to take days to turn the page.

It’s just a darned good thing that I don’t live in Independence, Iowa. That’s where a 39-year-old woman was arrested on a charge of failing to return a library book over the course of nine months. Ironically, the $14 book was “The Freedom Writers Diary” — and it cost the library patron $250 to free herself from jail.

Hopefully, the threat of being jailed for that book under the bed won’t keep people out of libraries. It’s only in recent years that I found out what awesome places libraries are. Growing up, we lived outside the city limits so we didn’t qualify for a free library card. Thus, I only really thought of the library as a place to do research for homework. More from TH Online.