Anonymous Patron writes “This Edition of the Onion has a funny one on the Patriot Act, scroll down to News in Brief, 1st entry (sorry, no direct link)”
It reads, in part:
“Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot Act:
“For the sake of the American people, I call on Congress to pass this important law prohibiting access to itself.” Bush also proposed extending the rights of states to impose the death penalty “in the wake of Sept. 11 and stuff.”
Illegal to read the law?
Heh, that’s nothing new. Been doing that for housing codes for a long time. It’s the best way to keep out competition.
— Ender, Duke_of_URL