The Carnivourous Carnivale – For Real

Fed up with the Magic Kingdom? Tired of the Happiest Place on Earth? Gettin’ ready to stick one of those Six Flags up someone’s Knott’s Berry Farm? (Okay, I reached for that one.)

Maybe you want something more… British and more… depressing?

So for your next travel holiday with the children, try the theme park based off the novels of Charles Dickens?

Finally, I can live out my fantasy of meeting Pip, and then repeatedly punching him the face. Then I guess I’d live out my other dream of spending time in an English prison.