Sex books found next to Atkins Diet

The Delaware County Times reports that some citizens are not pleased that a Philadelphia-area public library has books like The Joy of Gay Sex, Great Sex Tips, and Sex Toys 101 on the adult nonfiction shelves.

But the members of the Pro-Life Coalition recognize that, even though they’d prefer not to look at those books, the sex guides serve an educational purpose for other taxpayers.

Just kidding. They’ve carefully analyzed the books and have filed requests for re-evaluation with the library board and director.

Just kidding. They’ve condemned the books as pornography and are holding a meeting at a church.

The article does a pretty good job of explaining the library’s, er, position on the sex books.