Sandy Burglar to cop to sox docs

mdoneil writes “The Columbia Broadcasting Company brings us news of Sandy Berger’s (D – Argyle 100% Wool), agreement to a plea deal for the purloining of classified documents from the National Archives.
Berger who stuffed documents in his trousers, and who allegedly crammed classified copies in his calcetines, will plead guilty to a misdemeanor.
No word on where the still missing classified documents are, or if he will get the same cell as the Ms. Stewart.”