Sandy Burglar to cop to sox docs

mdoneil writes “The Columbia Broadcasting Company brings us news of Sandy Berger’s (D – Argyle 100% Wool), agreement to a plea deal for the purloining of classified documents from the National Archives.
Berger who stuffed documents in his trousers, and who allegedly crammed classified copies in his calcetines, will plead guilty to a misdemeanor.
No word on where the still missing classified documents are, or if he will get the same cell as the Ms. Stewart.”

April 1, 2005 by Uncategorized 3

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  1. Anonymous Patron says:
    April 1, 2005 at 8:36 pm

    This is what he will admit he did.
    From the Washington Post article:


    Rather than misplacing or unintentionally throwing away three of the five copies he took from the archives, as the former national security adviser earlier maintained, he shredded them with a pair of scissors late one evening at the downtown offices of his international consulting business.

    The document, written by former National Security Council terrorism expert Richard A. Clarke, was an “after-action review” prepared in early 2000 detailing the administration’s actions to thwart terrorist attacks during the millennium celebration. It contained considerable discussion about the administration’s awareness of the rising threat of attacks on U.S. soil. . . .

    Berger’s archives visit occurred as he was reviewing materials as a designated representative of the Clinton administration to the national commission investigating the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. The question of what Clinton knew and did about the emerging al Qaeda threat before leaving office in January 2001 was acutely sensitive, as suggested by Berger’s determination to spend hours poring over the Clarke report before his testimony.

    Pretty digusting.

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  2. Anonymous Patron says:
    April 1, 2005 at 8:55 pm

    Congradulations
    Congradulations mdoneil.

    You are sounding more and more like a hasty (Find [blue cause] Replace [red cause]) version of FangFace every day.

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  3. Anonymous Patron says:
    April 2, 2005 at 1:44 am

    I’m Ed Meese
    and I approve this message…

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