Researchers Call for “Medically Sound” Nursery Rhymes

A team of researchers at Dalhousie University in Halifax, Nova Scotia, have written a tongue-in-cheek research paper decrying the serious injuries sustained in nursery rhymes. “Particularly egregious were the injuries presumably sustained by Ten Little Monkeys, who begin the rhyme jumping on a bed.” (If you don’t know what happens after that, it’s grim stuff indeed). The mock paper calls for legislation and “medically sound” nursery rhymes for today’s children. More here from Reuters. What strikes me is that this story shows up on Reuters News page and BBC as straight-up news. And here’s another archived fairy tale story, Russian Tots Amused by Sots.