Patrons Have Special Needs

Jessamyn pointed me to This Funny Well Dressed Librarian Post that says every single patron has special needs.

NEED: man who wants us to keep his library card on file at the front desk so he doesn’t have to carry it with him.

REASON: (lazy) he loses it a lot.

OUR RESPONSE: We don’t keep patron cards at the desk. If you forget your card, show us your DL, or other photo ID

HIS RESPONSE: Absolute confusion.

SUMMARY: Idiot.