Patron walks into bar, leaves a library

solidstate writes “Comparing a bar (beverages, food, darts, etc.) to a library may have happened before. Maybe there’s a library with a pub in it instead of a cafe. In the case of a story out of Denver, however, the patron entered a bar expecting to have fun and celebrate friendship with laughter and noise. Instead, the manager asked the party to quiet down. That’s when the “we must be in a library” comments came out.”