I saw this library joke and thought you guys would like it:
One morning a chap went up to the counter in the library and asked the
librarian, \”Have you got any books about committing suicide?\”
The librarian said, \”Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle
shelf.\”
The chap came back a few moments later and said, \”I can\’t find any at all.\”
The librarian replied, \”Yes, it\’s awful. The swines never bring \’em back!\”
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