There’s still time to ENTER and WIN!!! Post those jokes ~now~ …Make Us Laugh! Anyone who submits a joke will be entered to win some cool prizes.
From www.funkandweber.com and www.StitchingForLiteracy.com …a set of four Needle and ThREAD: Stitching for Literacy cross stitch bookmark patterns, including two designed from the old chicken-and-frog library joke. You know, a chicken walks into a library and says, “book, Book, BOOK!” (you gotta say it like a chicken), so the librarian gives her a book. The chicken takes the book outside and down to a pond where a frog sits on a lily pad and croaks, “read-it, read-it” (that’s right, say it like a frog).
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You’ll want to submit your joke(s) HERE starting March 1, and on through the month of March. Even if you don’t have a joke to enter, we hope you’ll check the tracker/RSS feed and vote on other people’s jokes.
Follow along on the tracker page (https://lisnews.org/joketracker) or RSS feed (https://lisnews.org/jokes/rss)
1st Joke
What do you call someone that has failed at every profession they’ve attempted?
A librarian
*Boos*
We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Humor
With all the clowns we work with? We don’t need any more humor- we are hip deep in fools and joeys.
Our salaries are a joke.
Even our own colleagues make fun of our profession.
All we need now are red noses and big shoes and a worn slapstick.
what to do with the lawmakers
Throw the book at them!
What do you call someone with a Masters Degree that makes 18K
We know this answer.
Or…
What do you call someone who gets into librarianship and then complains about the money?