Confessions of a serial Library Fine Payer

greenbaynewschron.com is running a Funny Little Story on returning your books late.

\”There should be an \”Overdue Friends of the Library\” club.
This club is exclusively for those of us who so love the library that we
cannot tear ourselves away from their materials in due time. We will
be revered not only for our dedication to reading, but for our
diligence in coming in and paying our overdue fines.
\”