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Bookfuturism: The Future or the Present?

“A futurist (in Marinetti’s original sense) wants to burn down libraries. A bookfuturist wants to put video games in them. ”

Another take relevant to the “Libraries 2.0” idea: Tim Carmody outlines “A Bookfuturist Manifesto” in the Atlantic. Carmody describes a philosophical compromise between the print-devoted book lovers and the cutting edge technophiles.

Are we finally on the cusp of an understanding between the two, or is this a new-fangled name for an already established shift?

Helping Homeless in the Library

For those who work in many public libraries, homeless patrons are as familiar as barcodes. The San Francisco Chronicle reports today that the San Francisco Main Library hired a social worker, Leah Esguerra, to assist homeless patrons; she has been there about a year. The library has also recently hired a “health and safety associate,” Melvin Morris, to help control problems in the public restrooms. Staff and patrons alike seem pleased with the results…but is this something that would be widely feasible? Would the benefits off-set the costs?

H/T to Change.org

Passing Strange or Wondrous Strange?

It worked for Led Zeppelin and Tolkien….

The Metal Shakespeare Company of Portland, Oregon, have merged the works of the Bard with seemingly incompatible heavy metal and created a “marriage of true minds.” While it may not be everyone’s taste in music, Shakespeare’s subjects and launguage mesh perfectly with the stylings of metal.

For your amusement, The Metal Shakespeare Company’s reinterpretation of Hamlet, “2 Bleed or Not 2 Bleed.”

More information about the band and a peek into their unique merchandise delivery methods can be found on their MySpace page.

Thanks to the Stranger.

David McKenzie Wins 2009 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

The annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (for the best opening line to a fictitious novel) was won by this gem of a sentence:

“Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin’ off Nantucket Sound from the nor’ east and the dogs are howlin’ for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the ‘Ellie May,’ a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin’ and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests.”

Runners-up and dishonerable mentions galore can be found at the contest website.

Kanye West Probably Won’t Appear on “READ” Posters Any Time Soon

We’re pretty used to celebrities championing literacy, so it’s shocking to hear Kanye West declare that he doesn’t like books or reading. He did manage to overcome his dislike for books long enough to write one.

A direct quote from the article:
“I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life.”

Via the Stranger’s Slog (some NSFW language in the Slog’s title to this story).

Micorsoft Donates $4.5 million to Houston Library Program

The Houston Public Library has announced its new program, WeCAN Works, which boasts some significant financial assistance from Microsoft. WeCAN Works is meant to help people become better prepared for jobs by teaching digital literacy and providing technological resources.

Interestingly, this partnership comes just a few years after Microsoft attempted to force the city of Houston into a multi-million dollar licensing agreement. In 2003, Houston adopted SimDesk (for city workers as well as any resident with a library card) in an effort to “bridge the digital divide” at a lower cost than Microsoft products could offer. However, the plug was recently pulled on the controversial SimHouston program, and SimDesk is no longer in business.

CORRECTION: WeCAN Works is a city-wide program with partners including the Houston Public Library (HPL); HPL’s portion of the program is known as Digital Inclusion Initiative.