As the LISNews Librarian Essay Contest winds down it seems like a good time to formally announce the LISNews Librian Joke Contest! We won’t judge each joke, but anyone who submits a joke will be entered to win some cool prizes.
From www.funkandweber.com and www.StitchingForLiteracy.com …a set of four Needle and ThREAD: Stitching for Literacy cross stitch bookmark patterns, including two designed from the old chicken-and-frog library joke. You know, a chicken walks into a library and says, “book, Book, BOOK!” (you gotta say it like a chicken), so the librarian gives her a book. The chicken takes the book outside and down to a pond where a frog sits on a lily pad and croaks, “read-it, read-it” (that’s right, say it like a frog).
Book Marks from www.InMyBook.com
Web Hosting from www.LISHost.org
You’ll want to submit your joke(s) HERE starting on MONDAY.
Follow along on the tracker page (https://lisnews.org/joketracker) or RSS feed (https://lisnews.org/jokes/rss)
someone posted this on twitter the other day..
“the librarian wouldn’t let me borrow a book on suicide because she said I wouldn’t return it.”
It would probably be
It would probably be returned to a public Library in Vegas.