You’re a malevolent dishevelled master criminal in love with a falafel vendor. You are questioned by rabid self-published people talking to themselves. Be proud of what you are…You are a Librarian!
You’re a feverish courtly boxer on the wrong side of the law. You are collated by spotted mutants who need you to negotiate a journal subscription in Finnish. Be proud of what you are…You are a Librarian!
I am…
a bummed out underpaid mesomorph who is about to kick some kid out of the library for bringing a drink in after being told 3 times not to.
Oh, there’s a link to Tangonat’s site. Nevermind.