His current column starts out:
“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”
— Jorge Luis Borges
“If there is a hell, it is modeled after junior high.”
— Lewis Black
…ergo, Mr. Library Man concludes that he is “stuck in purgatory” (he’s a junior high librarian).
Anyway, here’s another entertaining installment of his column from the Modesto Bee. According to Brad Barker, the correct call number for breakfast is 641.52, and Librarians eat Wheaties.
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