The Librarian Interview

When I first got my MLS and sent out tons of resumes, I only got a few interviews. I once was told I came across as shy, that I was not assertive, and I needed to be more agressive.

So here is what I said at interviews…Perhaps all of the librarians out there could give me some interview pointers. The D is for the library director\’s questions…

Director:
Why do you want to work here?

I heard you have a nice book collection.

D: Who is Harry Potter?

The library\’s gardener.

When I first got my MLS and sent out tons of resumes, I only got a few interviews. I once was told I came across as shy, that I was not assertive, and I needed to be more agressive.

So here is what I said at interviews…Perhaps all of the librarians out there could give me some interview pointers. The D is for the library director\’s questions…

Director:
Why do you want to work here?

I heard you have a nice book collection.

D: Who is Harry Potter?

The library\’s gardener.
D: did you have any trouble finding us?

Yes, I did. You told me to look for a place with a box that could hold books out front and every house has a box like that with a flag on it.

D: Why do you want to work here?

I heard you have a nice book collection.

D: What does being a librarian mean to you?
No talking required.

D: what are the last books you read?

The poisonous cook, the book lover and the library thief. I also read, \”The psychology of library crime-How to steal from libraries and not feel guilty.

What book do you think should be on the bestseller list?

I think you have me confused with Oprah, I don\’t recommend books.

Who is Harry Potter?

The library\’s gardener.

D: Describe your management style.

The one-minute manager-no staff can have only a minute break.

D:
What would you do if you saw someone viewing porn?

Turn around, look at the camera, you are on America\’s Most Wanted and this is not Candid Camera

D: Do you have any teaching experience?

No, do you cause so far I am not learning anything?

D: What can you do on the Internet?

A lot– download music, chat, lots of things…

D: Would you like a tour of the library?

No, not unless you have something to show me besides books. Once you have seen one, you have seen them all.

D: The salary is $25,000. How does that sound to you?

It sounds so bad I didn\’t even hear it.

D: You will be hearing from me.

I hope it is more that shhhh!