Sanderson’s ‘Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians’

Tim Miller Says Librarians are evil. They control all the the world’s information. For years, they’ve shushed any ideas that might make people believe there’s more to life than everyday work and play. New thoughts make for a disordered, unpredictable world-and librarians hate that kind of disorganization.

Go to the library. Check out all the books you can. Novels are the best. They tell the most truth about the world. I mean, sure, you can find some decent information in the non-fiction section. But the librarians have hidden most of the facts in the fiction stacks because they think you won’t be smart enough to find it.