Patriot Act II Bans Bible From Libraries

Gary Deane notes some “news” from TheSchmews.com where they say The Department for Homeland Security has confirmed that under the provisions of the Second USA PATRIOT Act, the Bible will be withdrawn from public libraries and shops, and citizens will be asked to surrender their copies to the appropriate authorities.

The Bible’s references to a ‘burning Bush’ are clear evidence of a conspiracy against the US President, originating, we think, in the Middle East.”