Dances with Porn Stars

This tickled me:

Boy Not Allowed to Bring Porn Star to Prom

I don't know what's particularly wrong with bringing a porn star to the prom, so long as she keeps fully clothed (or at least as clothed as the other girls) and doesn't violate any laws in regards to sex with minors. Just because she's a porn star doesn't mean she will. So I wonder what the prom guidelines are?

He would have been one popular kid at my high school prom, I'll tell you.

Hell, at my high school, some of the girls were on their way to becoming porn stars.