doling out sweet internet justice

Yesterday I got to play with some of the finer bits of the OCS software. Luckily, the kids were acting up on the Win2k machines. I would have been out of luck on the Win 98 box.

One girl was just being a pain in the behind, deliberately defying me. I told her once that if she and the various boys that kept coming over to say hi (why wasn't I that popular as a kid -- never mind, don't answer that) didn't stop physically abusing each other in front of the computer, it would be shut off. Well, they didn't stop abusing each other, so I reset the screen. She freaked, but didn't seem to get the point. She frantically tried all her friends' (used) one time use numbers, to no avail. Since she got on (evidently) with someone else's library card, and they had left, and all her other friends either had no card or were saving it so they could use the computers properly, she was up the creek.

She wandered around for a good three minutes saying, "But I had time left." She didn't seem to realize that it wasn't a computer glitch, it was the Great and Terrible Oz that took away the computer.

Then it occurred to me internet justice isn't so cool unless they know that you took away their access for certain unforgiveable transactions. There are these boys that all gather around the computers. I don't mind so much if they are gathering, read real quick, and move on their merry ways. But yesterday they were camping out and that wasn't cool. When I told them to sit down, they said, "We're reading!"

So I did a little psychology experiment. I sent them a message. I said, "One to a computer please, or you will be shut down." They laughed, agreed that was pretty cool and -- wonder of wonders -- sat their baggy jeaned butts down. I think they realized that, at that point, I could shut their machines down if I wanted.

Now if I could only get them to read something that isn't on a computer screen.

I am trying to install a LAN card in a Win98 machine. Damned if I can get any of the LAN cards to work. There is even alledgedly a driver that comes with Win98 for one of the cards I put in. But it will not see the network. I've tried three cards, and two different drivers for one of them. I think it's time to retreat and concentrate on reference today. But I know me. I am as dogged when it comes to computer problems as some people are with computer games. So I know I'll go in and tackle the LAN card issue again.

I got this reference catalog from Congressional Quarterly. I am fascinated by it. The books look great, and some of them might even prove useful. Fun book orders!

I wonder what's become of that copy of The Innocents? I think someone took it out. It hasn't followed me anywhere for the past week. Perhaps its hold on me has broken. Now the DSM-IV TR seems to be following me around. Is there an entry for librarian in there?

I saw one of my scholarship books being used yesterday. Joy! There is nothing quite like the feeling of seeing someone walking around with a book you ordered in tow.