L8N writes “Scrotum-gate continues. In the March 12th issue of The New Yorker, Paul Rudnick has a piece on some other Inappropriate children’s books. A pretty funny poke at the controversy.
Samples include…
“A Modern Child’s Garden of Verses”
Smart Susie O’Malley just loved her computer,
She didn’t need pencils or books or a tutor.
Chad had a laptop, a Mac, and a modem,
He Web-cammed smart Susie a shot of his scrodem.
“
Silly amateurs
Katey Karmody’s line should be: “My nipples are the size of musketballs.”
(Hell hath no fury like the urge to edit.)