Missing Bill of Rights copy recovered

rohart writes “One of 14 original copies of the Bill of Rights, missing for 138 years was recently recovered by FBI agents, according to This story on CNN. The AWOL document, taken from the North Carolina State House by a Union soldier in 1865, is estimated to be worth $30 million dollars.


After passage of Patriot Act Two, sources estimate the document will be worth about the same as a roll of Charmin. (A google search of “patriot act” “bill of rights” and “wipe your ass” will reveal the sources.”) “