Hamburg MI man charged with library onanism

mdoneil writes “A fine upstanding citizen was charged with committing a lewd act in the public library while viewing online pornography. The man charged is a frequent library patron, having been warned twice previously not to expose and manipulate his genitals in the library.

The library director was quite shocked however not too shocked to note that it is, in her opinion, a pervert’s First Amendment right to look at pornography at public computers in the library. It seems to me that is also the right of anyone who sees that -including librarians- to scream as loudly as possible: “Put your penis away you freak.” I have found that very effective in detering repeat behavior of that type.

N.B. Yet another newspaper website that fails to identify its location. Sure Hamburg, we all know there are no other towns named Hamburg in the US.”