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There have been things I’ve seen on the internet that I desperately wanted to be true, like the picture of Bush holding the children’s book upside down. This is another story that slipped past my critical radar for a brief second, until I noticed the following disclaimer:

“The Watley Review is dedicated to the production of articles completely without journalistic merit or factual basis.”

With that, I present the following Onion-esque story.

Lisnews-er

Expresses bald disbelief
Wants it to be true