Guy Noir stereotypes a librarian.

This past weekend, on his popular Prairie Home Companion variety show, Garrison Keillor presented another episode of his “Guy Noir” radio drama. At the point in the show where a slinky, steamy love interest usually comes to his office door, there was this exchange:

GK: I went back to the office and I was just about to lie down on the sofa, when (KNOCKS ON DOOR) —- Yeah. The door’s unlocked. Come on in. (DOOR OPEN) Hi there. (FOOTSTEPS) (BRIDGE) She was short and heavyset, in a blue-green plaid jumper and a navy blue cardigan. There was something about the glasses on the chain and pencil tucked over her ear that made my heart go pitter-pat.

SS: The name’s Lola Manicotti, Mr. Noir. I’m from California.

GK: You’re a librarian, aren’t you.

SS: How did you know?

GK: The slight indentation on the side of your right index finger and the ink smear from the due date stamp. That and your name tag. San Francisco Public Library. What brings you to Minnesota?

Listen to the show or read the “Guy Noir” segment script.