Free Will Astrology – librarian pickup lines

Somone pointed to Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology for March 19th, 2003, that features some of our Librarian Pick Up Lines.
Scroll down to “AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s one of those blessed times when you’ll heighten your attractiveness by thinking more deeply; when pursuing higher education will help you create conditions in which you can better satisfy your desires…”