FBI Agrees to Investigate Charge That Howell School Books Are Porn

Up in Michigan The Livingston Organization for Values in Education (Guess what their acronym is!) are living by Blake’s Golden Rules. The group wanted the books out of the school curriculum, The Board of Education disagreed, so they did what any sane person who knows what’s best for everyone would do, they told state prosecutors teachers were, in effect, providing pornography for their students. Oddly enough, the U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan decided to get the FBI involved, who are now “reviewing it.”

I’m not so sure this title is exactly accurate, since in the story they say the FBI has only “received the complaint” and is only reviewing it, not actually investigating. But hey, let’s go with it, if they’re not concerned with facts then I won’t be either, this is, after all, for the children!