Someone passed on this one.
Phallus thief says he is a patriot.
The fellow that removed a string of 21 ceramic penises from the Boulder Public Library\’s art museum in November says was acting in a patriotic manner.
People with a higher degree of sanity, however, disagree and have charged Rowan, 49, with second-degree criminal trespassing.
He showed up in court wearing a sweatshirt that said \”Love Our Flag or Leave Our Country\”, saying he took the art because it was obscene and inappropriate for visitors, especially children.
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…to the tune of \”El Paso\”
by Marty Robbins, 1959
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