Eisenhower Vows To Address Growing Problem of Overdue Library Books

I think it was Ender that spotted A Funny Headline From The Onion, June 24, 1957.
“Eisenhower Vows To Address Growing Problem of Overdue Library Books.”

“Operation Due Date” will encourage American’s to return library books in a timely manner with a congressionally imposed 10 cent a week madatory late fee.