From McSweeney’s By J. Byard Yoder:
I tell you what, though, dudes—you only get a chance like this while you’re in college. After we graduate, we’ll have to figure out how to fit studying into our work schedules, make time to get to the city library branch and its crappy little collection. Yeah, while I’m here on campus, my life is totally going to revolve around that library.
headphones? Nickelback?
when did they write this???
Mmmm
Sounds like it was written by a 40 year old trying to be ‘down wit the kids!’