Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest – 2003 Results

Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winners have been announced!

“They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined
string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland Cheddar and the white . . .”

That was this years opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels.