Humorist Andy Borowitz offers a Harry Potter-related column this week about Jude Ralston, 32, Hudson, Ohio, who committed suicide after overhearing a Harry Potter spoiler.
“When Jude got that vanity license plate that said ‘Hogwarts,’ that seemed harmless enough,” said Polly Clovis, who attended Model U.N. with Mr. Ralston while the two were in high school. “But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help.”
Potter Spoilers
While funny, there is such a grain of truth to this, that I worry the wire services might pick it up. Myself I say we have no reason to fear spoilers, after all Sirius Black and Lupin…[Wham!]
What the?
[BOOM!]
IEEEE! its the ‘shippers, they are trying to ta&*%# NO CARRIER