Bibles now required to have warning labels

SomeOne QuickSumitted This One that takes a look at book warning labels.

“Not recommended for anyone under the age of 100. Take in small doses and consult your physician before doing so. Side effects may include dizziness, soreness, self-righteousness, spraining, bruising, gloom & doom, fire & brimstone, shaking, dementia and all around insanity.