Another local news station has found their local public library, this time it’s WANE-TV in Fort Wayne, Indiana. It starts like this… (I imagine they have a guy with a real deep voice rading, and some dark sinister music playing in the background)
“A stolen library book is a fairly insignificant problem at the Allen County public library. We found more sinister things to watch for.“
The last paragraph might just be better than the first: “With that in mind this next report becomes increasingly disturbing. It details children being left alone at the library. One case documents a small child leaving a branch parking lot, it says she’s three years old, and that her mother was cited a few days ago for leaving her child unattended.“
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