One More on the fine folks of AVIDD. They’re the guys who spent last weekend shredding a book in effigy at each of the six county library locations down in Texas.
“The enemy is loud and boisterous, we tend to be more reserved,” he said, which is why AVIDD decided to hold the rallies, aiming to catch the ear of more members of the community but especially the county commissioners. “I’d like for the county commissioners to bear down on the librarians to remove vulgar pornographic material and smut,” said Cabaniss, “Because I think there is a correlation between [that material] and pedophiles.”
Correlation != Causation
Yes, but there’s a higher correlation between pedophiles and breakfast. Nearly 100% of them ate something when they got up that morning before they did whatever dirty thing they did. But there seems to be a vast conspiracy against my attempts to stamp out frosted flakes!
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
I do wish they would stop all this nonsense regarding The Baltimore Catechism.