A Scholarly Article: Choosing a title for your work

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“Since there is so much dreadful stuff published in professional journals and presented at professional meetings, it’s important to come up with a snazzy title for your scholarly endeavors. Below are some general guidelines, presented as potential article titles”

The colonization of library literature: using punctuation to spice up your article titles.
Proprefixualization: Using prefixes and suffixes to create new buzz words.”