David Bigwood writes “The Houston Press has a story about “other duties as assigned.”
“Last week we were informed of one of our ‘other duties as assigned’ which has everyone angry and afraid,” the letter said.What, dressing up as Harry Potter?
No. Rushing to the front lines of a chemical attack by terrorists.”
Other Solutions
They could declare Martial Law and deputize everyone. That way, the librarians could be relieved of filling sandbags and focus instead on fielding reference questions.