Another Ryan writes \"We would all do well to take a leaf from the book of the Cedar Rapids Public Library.
Full, uh, story from The Onion\"
New security will include, requiring a birth certificate and two forms of photo ID for a library card. The daily children\'s story hour has been shortened to 20 minutes. And while the library has always officially had a no-loitering rule on the books, it will now be strictly enforced, they are, after all, the most prominent public building in the second largest city in Iowa
Please note the source on this one before you take it seriously.