The Big Red Button
When I got hired I noticed a big red button in the corner of the library.
My boss said:
"This is the big red button. NEVER press the big read button!!"
So yesterday, I got bored, and around 4 and I figured, what the heck, lets see what the big red button does...
Someone came in this morning to install the blue button that'll take care of everything, so hold tight for a little while longer.
Note: This makes sense if a) you know where I work and b) you know what happened yesterday around 4.