Professor Responds to Grade Grubbers
At the fall semester winds down, those of you dealing with students whining about their grades and workload may enjoy this instructor's Top Ten No Sympathy Lines. Gems include:
Leprechauns, unicorns, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, hobbits, orcs - and students who know the material but don't do well on exams. Mythical creatures.
Compare to the academic librarian's plight of, "no, you need to do the research, although I can show you how."