The Silencer

Anonymous Patron writes "Scott McLemee Is no Extremist, but yet.... The decline of Western civilization proceeds apace. One shudders to imagine life in decades hence. A case in point: People now use cell phones in research libraries. "This situation is intolerable. It must not continue. I have given this matter long consideration, and can offer a simple and elegant solution: These people ought to be shot.""

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Finally, somebody gets its. Though I highly recommend the Marshmallow Shooter.

I've been recommending chicken chucker guns for ages, but our library still won't do it.http://www.mcphee.com/items/11305.html