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April 13, 2006 - 1:40pm — Blake

Anonymous Patron writes "Scott McLemee Is no Extremist, but yet.... The decline of Western civilization proceeds apace. One shudders to imagine life in decades hence. A case in point: People now use cell phones in research libraries. "This situation is intolerable. It must not continue. I have given this matter long consideration, and can offer a simple and elegant solution: These people ought to be shot.""

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April 13, 2006 - 2:44pm — GregS*

Yes!!!!!!

Finally, somebody gets its. Though I highly recommend the Marshmallow Shooter.

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April 13, 2006 - 6:11pm — Anonymous Patron (not verified)

Re:Yes!!!!!!

I've been recommending chicken chucker guns for ages, but our library still won't do it.http://www.mcphee.com/items/11305.html

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