The always great Onion reports that Yahoo is launching a search engine to help people find their destiny in life.
"Capable of navigating the billions of thoughts, experiences, and emotions that make up the human psyche, the new Yahoo soul-search engine helps users find what's deep inside them quickly and easily," Yahoo CEO Terry Semel said. "All those long, difficult nights of pondering your place in this world are a thing of the past."
"As the amount of information on the web increases, individuals want a search engine to provide them with results that are personally meaningful," Semel said. "Enter the Yahoo Soul Searchâ€”a powerful new tool that reveals what's deep inside your heart, using the user-friendly interface already familiar to Yahoo fans."