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All Those Years Shopping At Independent Bookstore Wasted

Reacting to news that independent outfit Shaker House Books had closed Monday, longtime customer Stephanie Brear said she couldn't believe she "flushed seven years down the toilet" patronizing the local store.

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What's Wrong With Books

To top off your work week, an outrageous video entitled Bestie X Bestie by Dean Fleischer-Camp. Writers/performers/best friends Gabe Liedman and Jenny Slate (formerly of SNL) tell us "What's Wrong With Books". (may not be appropriate for work or for all viewers...some profanity)

!!!!!!! [BESTIE x BESTIE 1] !!!!!!! from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.

Eat the Director's Brain: Zombies Attack The Collingswood Public Library!

“Eat the Director’s Brain”: The Second Annual Collingswood Book Festival 5K Race to Raise Money for the Collingswood Public Library’s Teen Area

Beyond spice: 5 witty library videos

Beyond spice: 5 witty library videos
A little more than a week ago, a video produced by the aftershave’s marketing team debuted in response to a tweet from librarian Andy Woodworth (@wawoodworth) requesting that the Old Spice Guy aka Isaiah Mustafa speak up for libraries. (The Old Spice team has been making custom videos for fans using social media.) The video has had more than 200,000 views. Before you could finish whistling the “Old Spice” tune, a parody appeared on YouTube and went viral—with over 1.3 million views.

But wait, there's more for library fans. YouTube has a mother lode of library-related videos from comedy sketches to singing librarians.


Top rated e-reader? The Newspaper

With tongues firmly in cheeks, a team of "engineers" from <a href=""></a> ran an extensive comparison of e-readers and rated the venerable newspaper as their top choice. A sampling: "The most obvious advantage of The Newspaper was the size of its display, which outclassed its rivals both in terms of size and elasticity. The Newspaper display could be read at full size or, when flipped open, twice its normal width.

“If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?” and Other Goodies

Capitalizing on the dislingualities of certain public figures, author Jacob Weisberg (also editor of the George W. Bushisms series) has come out with a new edition, "“Palinisms: The Accidental Wit and Wisdom of Sarah Palin” (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt).

“Palinisms” takes you on a journey through the former VP candidate’s other-worldly syntax and impenetrable logic, as when she takes the media to task: “The perversion over these last years of what the media has done to conservatives, I think it’s appalling and it violates our freedom of the press.”

He notes that since McCain-Palin lost the election he finds Palin’s know-nothingness less scary. Now it’s become funny. “Palinisms,” he writes, “consist of a unitary stream of patriotic, populist blather. It’s like Fox News without punctuation. It is so devoid of content that it hardly deserves the adjective ‘truthy.’” WaPo.

Please Weed These!!

Huff Post points us to photos of the 9 Worst Library Books in a slide-show here.

Every library has them: titles in the collection that we stumble upon and think, "What is this doing here?" "Weeding" is where librarians take a close look at our collections and remove items that are past their prime. They are outdated, irrelevant, or just plain funny. AwfulLibraryBooks is a collection of the worst of library holdings. The authors collect the discards of their colleagues around the world and post them (anonymously, of course). The point is to have fun, laugh, and celebrate the time and place when these old, obscure books were popular.


How to Turn the Discussion of eBooks into a Fun Time

Bookavore Blog says, "With sincere apologies if this has been done before, but I think this is the only way I can read another one of these. Maybe I might be cranky today!"

“Will e-books wipe out/kill/decimate/pulverize/HULKSMASH/angry verb real books?” — one drink

...and so on...


The Battle Continues: eBooks or Hardbacks?

David Carnoy (CNET) weighs in on the topic. He tells Huffington Post readers that plenty of people have come up with lists of reasons why ebooks are better than paper books, but that he finds the opposite point of view more challenging. So here's his list of why hardcovers are better:

1. Spilling a drink on a hardcover doesn't cause it to die
2. You can't press a leaf in an e-book, even a virtual one
3. You can't have an author sign an e-book (yet)
4. Ebooks don't float in a pool
5. You can't use an e-book as a doorstop or to prop open a window
6. A hardcover doesn't crack when you drop it
7. An ebook has no resale value on Amazon
8. You don't have to recharge a hardcover
9. In a pinch, you can burn a hardcover to keep warm
10. You don't have to feel ripped off after paying $12.99 for something that's just bits and bytes

Librarian Discovered How To Hypnotize Lobsters

Boing Boing noted An Amusing Old article where they talked about Martin Duncan, librarian to the Zoological Society, who, they say, quite accidently discovered her could hypnotise lobsters. Librarians: What Can't We DO?

Self-Published Books...Do They Suck?

Two robots, one of whom represents author Zoe Winters discuss the subject on the New York subway:

New Spice | Study like a scholar, scholar

Foolproof Porn Filter

Check out the hilarious picture at "<a href="" target="_blank">Foolproof Porn Filter</a>," by <b>Brian Herzog</b>, <em>Swiss Army Librarian</em>, 15 June 2010.

No man has ever put his hand up a woman's dress looking for a library card

No man has ever put his hand up a woman's dress looking for a library card

Line from Joan Rivers to Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show when Johnny commented that men really do like smart women.

Line is mentioned in this article: Joan Rivers, comic without pause

You can also hear Rivers comment to Johnny as part of this NPR story: 'Joan Rivers': Uncut And Unvarnished

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Twitter t-shirt

Funny twitter t-shirt featuring Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield.

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Jay Leno Hates Libraries

<a href="">Jay Leno Hates Libraries</a> "People here in Los Angeles are upset that the mayor's proposed plan to cut the budget of libraries. This could affect as many as nine people."

Try the Bookulating Suggest-O-Mometer

Enter in your information and hit go and books are suggested. Half the fun is the intro so I suggest you not skip it.

Try the Bookulating Suggest-O-Mometer


Oxymoronic Library Sign

Oxymoronic Library Sign

Sign at Flickr

The little machine that will save us

Advertisement for an important technology (Ad is two pages. Scroll down to see both pages)

Headline on ad:
Man might conquer diseases, stop crime and save his environment with the help of this little machine

Excerpt from ad:
Knowledge snowballs. You can see the possibilities: Long distance teamwork among police in different cities. Among ecologist all over the world. A communications explosion in education, business,industry

Culture Vulture: U. librarian by day, Twitter sensation by night Reading her résumé, you might not suspect Anna Neatrour was part of one of the hottest sensations on the Internet. She's a married mother of twin toddlers, living in Salt Lake City. Her day job is as a librarian -- specifically, project manager for the Western Soundscape Archive at the University of Utah's Marriott Library.


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