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Woman's book mistaken for sexy novel

Woman's book mistaken for sexy novel

A Florida woman says her new book based on her work as a dropout-prevention teacher is regularly mistaken for a racy bestseller.

Susanne Jacoby Hale's recently released her first literary work, "Shades of Gray," the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported Friday.

Unfortunately, her book's title is very similar to "Fifty Shades of Grey," a sexy novel with a sadomasochistic storyline by E.L. James.

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There will be scrolls

Cartoon in the current issue of the New Yorker.

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The Internet will be a fad with little value

The Internet will be a fad
He thought the Internet had no future. Merely a fad. A passing fancy.
We were reminded of scientist Clifford Stoll yesterday when we posted a photo from when the Internet first came to NPR. MPR News reporter Curtis Gilbert recently stumbled upon a gem from the MPR archives, a 1995 interview with Stoll by MPR host Paula Schroeder. Stoll was promoting his book Silicon Snake Oil (at the same time he also published a Newsweek article titled, "The Internet? Bah!")

"STOLL: I'd say it's not that important. I think it's grossly oversold and within two or three years people will shrug and say, '"Uh yep, it was a fad of the early 90's and now, oh yeah, it still exists but hey, I've got a life to lead and work to do. I don't have time to waste online." Or, "I'll collect my email, I'll read it, why should I bother prowling around the Worldwide Web or reading the Usenet" simply because there's so little of value there."

Read So Hard Libraries Try To Find Me

From YouTube: [Thanks Anna!]

How Did You Celebrate National Library Workers Day?

Did you know yesterday was National Library Works Day? I celebrated by going to work in a library. A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette had the best suggestion: You're Welcome," Saying... Library workers should celebrate National Library Workers Day by passive aggressively muttering "You're welcome!" after refilling the stapler...

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Bookshelves Are For What, Again?

Bookshelves Are For What, Again?

Good question. Cartoon about discussion of bookshelves in the future.

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Daily Dispatches from the Internet's Worst Book Reviewers

Daily Dispatches from the Internet's Worst Reviewers
LeastHelpful.com collects the worst book reviews the internet has to offer!
[Via Mefi]

How to Save Books A new model for publishers

A new model for publishers

First: Pricing is set too low, margins get squeezed.
Second: Piracy runs rampant.
Third: A la carte sales whittle down revenues.

Congress should join the other countries that have major book industries in passing a Fixed Book Price Agreement, in which booksellers and publishers agree on what price books may be sold nationally--i.e., no $25 books selling for $10 at Costco. In France and other nations, studies have shown that FBPAs protect independent stores, increase the diversity and quality of titles sold, and support more authors.

Report: Watching Episode of 'Downton Abbey' Counts As Reading Book

Full report at The Onion.

Onion article mentioned in this NPR piece: I'm Just Sayin': There Are Anachronisms In 'Downton'

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Librarians of America Just About Destroyed Wild Salsa on Saturday Night

<a href="http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/2012/01/the_librarians_of_america_just.php">Librarians of America Just About Destroyed Wild Salsa on Saturday Night</a> As Scott mentioned, the conference organizers had actually suggested Wild Salsa, and the librarians apparently listened. A bartender mentioned that it was the busiest the restaurant's ever been, and a manager told they had to call in reinforcements, including staff from other links in the DRG Concepts chain, which owns Wild Salsa.

Jon Stewart: SOPA Will Drive Us To Libraries "Like A Common Masturbator"

Jon Stewart: SOPA Will Drive Us To Libraries "Like A Common Masturbator"
The Daily Show featured not one but two segments on SOPA last night, and with Wikipedia "dark," Jon Stewart had a dickens of a time figuring out just what the hell SOPA means. (What was he supposed to do to learn things, "go to the library like a common masturbator?") And so Stew-Beef reluctantly turned to the "notoriously unreliable news" for answers, discovering, to his horror, that this law could send violators to jail for up to five years for merely streaming copyrighted material.

Video supercut of library scenes from popular films

Video supercut of library scenes from popular films and television series, including: Seinfeld, Sesame Street, Disney's Beauty and the Beast, The Golden Girls, No Man of Her Own, The Shawshank Redemption, Philadelphia Story, Philadelphia, Harry and the Hendersons, Party Girl, Ghostbusters, Clean Shaven, Phineas and Ferb, The Music Man, Mr. Bean, Shadow of a Doubt, The Breakfast Club, Only Two Can Play, Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Star Trek: The Animated Series, Twisted Nerve, The Man Who Never Was, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, JAG, The FBI Story, On the Wings of Desire, Se7en, Harry Potter, With Honors, All the President's Men, Strike Up the Band. Visit the Greene County Public Library to check out any of these films! www.greenelibrary.info

The son of a librarian and a Capricorn

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/23/epic-cover-letter_n_865569.html Interesting resume - I like how he brags about being the son of a librarian.

Go The F*ck To Print

Go The F*ck To Print
If you give a kid an iPad, he's going to want to watch a Sesame Street clip on YouTube.
And if he watches YouTube, he's going to ask to watch just part of a movie.
....
And the whole point was to put him to sleep!
So don't give him an iPad, just read a paper book already!

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Famous Wrong Predictions

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Be careful what you predict. It may come back to haunt you... or laugh at you. "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876. "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "Rad <!--break--> io has no future. Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.

Topless Foam Party For Millenials @ Your Library

Please tell me someone is actually planning a "Topless Foam Party For Millenials @ Your Library" party!

Shelf Check 482

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Shirt

Should this shirt have a book on it?

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Go the F*** to Sleep, the library edition (NSFW)

I didn't make any pictures, but I got the idea from a cartoon by Emily Lloyd and the research from that story about students not knowing how to search on the Internet. Maybe I'll find some public domain pix of tigers and stuff and illustrate it later... enjoy...
http://t.co/CLetftP

Edit: (NSFW = NOT SAFE FOR WORK which means if you're easily offended don't read it)

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Funny Comic: Snacks of the Great Scribblers

Funny Comic: Snacks of the Great Scribblers:
"When I sit down to work, I keep a small bowl of garlic croutons on my desk. These are little rewards for good ideas and strong lines, Pavlovian pellets to keep my spirits up. Recently, I began to wonder what fuel writers have relied on, and the answers turned out to be all over the culinary map. Walt Whitman began the day with oysters and meat, while Gustave Flaubert started off with what passed for a light breakfast in his day: eggs, vegetables, cheese or fruit, and a cup of cold chocolate. The novelist Vendela Vida told me she swears by pistachios, and Mark Kurlansky, the author of “Salt” and “Cod,” likes to write under the influence of espresso, “as black as possible.” For some writers, less is more. Lord Byron, a pioneer in fad diets as well as poetry, sipped vinegar to keep his weight down. Julia Scheeres, the author of the memoir “Jesus Land,” aims for more temporary deprivation. “When in the thick of writing I minimize food intake as much as possible,” she told me. “I find I work better when I’m a little starved.”"

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