Secret librarian handshake revealed!

Submitted by Blake on Tue, 11/13/2007 - 06:56

A short time ago, in a library not far from here, a librarian pondered the mysteries of his profession. Submitted for your perusal: These are the continuing adventures of Mr. Library Man.
Q. Library Man: Do librarians have a secret handshake?
A. Don't tell anyone, but we do.