Limerick of resignation

The Human Resources (a politically correct nonsense term for personnel - a delightful word in its own right) person wanted me to send a written resignation just so all the I's were dotted and the T's crossed.

Anyone can write a letter of resignation, and in fact I wrote some for other people that left recently. But that just wouldn't be me. I like the library and I like the people with whom I worked so I thought something original was needed.

There once was a bibliophile

Who worked at PHL for a while

He came to know

It was time to go

And he left all his friends with a smile.

It is impossible to rhyme librarian with Nantucket.


I stand corrected.

Of course the little checkbox for would rehire probably would be empty if I did that. Then again it probably is empty none the less:)

A librarian who hailed from Nantucket,

Once said, "this library doth suck it."

He grimaced and gnashed,

Then his keyboard he bashed,

And loudly proclaimed, "Oh, go f*** it!"