St. Patrick's Jokes - not library related

Oh come on! Join in the fun, break out yer brogue, will-o'the-wisp, and shillelagh and post yer favorite Celtic cleverness here!

Like this:
What's green all over and stays out all night?

A: Paddy O'Furniture

To all at LISNEWS: "As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way and may the newell post always be flush." --Anon. Irish Blessing

Erin Go Bragh! --Durst

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Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice:
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
--Dr. Sydney Freedman, psychiatrist, M*A*S*H

For my contribution to silver-tongued raillery, click this link:

http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/dreamweaver/encyclo mn/encycmaintext.html and do a keyword search on the page for "Paddy".

Me ma rang me up (I don't really say things like that) and told me the following:

Why do the Irish wear Shamrocks on St. Pat's?

Because real rocks are too heavy.